readytorattlethestars:

rachel-pan:

Bitch please. We cookie doughians gotta stick together.

Exactly.

Hey, if you get back down to fairy size, you can have a whole mountain of cookie dough now! :D

See, there’s a plus. I’ll be sure to share whatever I find, seeing as I won’t be able to eat nearly as much.

→ Open Your Eyes: Rachel's one mushy post.

rachel-pan:

Two things I hate the most:

1. Apologies
2. Goodbyes

And I owe a whole lot of both.

Now I’m not going to do this by name, and write out a heartfelt apology, because I’m not a pussy. But I will say, I pick and tease because I know no one will try and stop me. You guys aren’t…

Bitch please. We cookie doughians gotta stick together.

Rachel’s one mushy post.

Two things I hate the most:

1. Apologies
2. Goodbyes

And I owe a whole lot of both.

Now I’m not going to do this by name, and write out a heartfelt apology, because I’m not a pussy. But I will say, I pick and tease because I know no one will try and stop me. You guys aren’t actually half bad, and are like a second family to me. And like I do with my real family, I choose to annoy you, and bitch at you, as much as possible. It was a symbol of affection, really. And I’ll miss you.

Glad that’s out of the way now.

self para~

Rachel was beaming at the news of going home. She was ready. She had a new reputation to take back with her. No longer would she be “Baby Rae”, left behind on trips. Not that she was interested anyway. She had new friends now. Chase and his gang, Denzel, Vince, Ronnie, hell, today, she even would sympathize with Ariana. She was just glad to go back.

And best of all, no one would walk over her. She wasn’t “Ellie’s sister”, she was Rachel Pan, one of the bitchiest girls at Walter, and not one to mess with. No boy would stomp on her heart, she was Miss. Independent.

But part of her felt guilty. This whole time, she had been nothing but terrible to some students. Sighing, she knew what she needed to do. Rachel had never been one to apologize, but that last day of the Disney Protection Program was an exception.

Mother of pearl, what’s going on

#ooc

your daily whale [_.]^

readytorattlethestars:

rachel-pan:

readytorattlethestars:

Ah… you were a fairy before you came here? 

Oh yeah, my internet hates me.

True story. But by no means am I sparkly, ditzy, or giggly.

Sounds fun.

Accurate, from what I’ve seen. But that’s overrated anyway.

Oh, it’s fantastic. I just love getting off my cozy bed just to restart my internet every few minutes. Great exercise.

I feel the need to clarify when I see what Earthlings think of us.

Throw in some jumping jacks, and you’re good to go~

chase-rider:

rachel-pan:

You wouldn’t watch it, you already live it.

Kill myself!

Cry me a river~

your daily whale [_.]^

readytorattlethestars:

rachel-pan:

readytorattlethestars:

rachel-pan:

But what if you fall off?

……….. Then I drown and you should save me before I actually do drown. :|

Can’t swim. I never needed to know how. I was smaller than most flowers, and had wings.

Ah… you were a fairy before you came here? 

Oh yeah, my internet hates me.

True story. But by no means am I sparkly, ditzy, or giggly.

Sounds fun.

chase-rider:

rachel-pan:

Rachel Pan: Killer of all Good-Moods

Sounds like something they’d make into a movie.

I wouldn’t pay to go watch that. 

You wouldn’t watch it, you already live it.

chase-rider:

rachel-pan:

Don’t winky-face me, that’s weird.

You are the killer of all good-moods.

Rachel Pan: Killer of all Good-Moods

Sounds like something they’d make into a movie.